the fine art of text messaging

One benefit to living in Taiwan is that cell phone service costs far less than it does in the U.S. As a result, friends and I take advantage of text messaging, however, user beware, you never know what you're going to find when you open a message. My personal favorite thus far this year reads as follows:

"Just found out that a new sign in my elevator says, 'please take your garbage down to the dumpster and do not just throw it out your window.' "