Monday, December 11, 2006

you know it's been too long since you last cleaned your room when . . .

  • you find an unopened Christmas card from last year
  • you find an old job application and some old college catalogs - how these came to find me in this foreign land, i've yet to recall
  • you find manuals for things you no longer own
  • you find a prescription issued 2 months - i searched for weeks! every time i'm gone for a weekend, things seem to magically re-appear - it's those dang elves
  • you find about $100 between envelopes from various occasions - sometimes it pays to clean
  • you find expired gift certificates you didn't know you had
  • you find lost addresses and phone numbers of people who have since moved several more times
well, this has been a real fun evening, but i think it's time to call it a night. be sure to tune in tomorrow when I go exploring in the deep, dark realm known as the back of the fridge to uncover things not intended to be long forgotten.

2 comments:

mendacious said...

um, remind me not to send you gift certificates or uh cash... is it forgetfulness or um neglect, too much caffeine that makes you pile things in nowhere stacks...

Anonymous said...

If you accidentally find a really great gift, it was the thing I gave you for your half-birthday last year.

Emi